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kineticpenguin:

tenthcorner:

supapoopa:

peterfromtexas:

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

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lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

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strangestquiet:

Carolina warmups from last week

York probably fell in love after she broke his arm one time

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damonwells:

cringepics:

fucking hell craig! you might want to settle down

almost as wacky as when dean was laying on the floor

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damonwells:

cringepics:

Dean you fucking nutcase

almost as wacky as when craig made toast

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sov-ja:

Steve has a lot of magnetic letters and he is not afraid to use them!!

However, Sam is not afraid to use them either:

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zealous4fashion:

Custom dress by Mak Tumang

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bastille:

confirmance:

denigrator:

calms:

fob-ulous:

the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean

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throwoveryourman:

throwoveryourman:

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

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yarky:

yarky:

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

maybe im the bad boy

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tigerator:

ritavonbees:

tahtherednosedtrickster:

just-shower-thoughts:

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

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pitopishi:

Saving people, hunting things

I had this in mind for happening sometime after Stanford manages to somehow un-goldify himself.

Sorry, Eight Ball but not really

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treequeer:

Okay but Dave been unapologetically enthusiastic about being in love with Karkat because he never imagined he’d be able to love, let alone be good enough to be loved.
Once he comes to terms with his feelings, he’s so excited and anxious to get this relationship started and loving every minute of it. Even the fights have this amazing excitement to it because holy shit this is actually happening.
The very idea of being in love and having someone love him is so novel and amazing to him that it just blows his mind daily that he gets to do this. And he’s so scared of smothering Karkat with all this excitement and affection so he holds it back and hides his feelings but as soon as he feels relaxed it’s like a damn explodes and he cant stop the tides affection.
Constantly referring to KK as his alien boyfriend and using obnoxious pet names “ironically” but the truth is he’s just so fucking thrilled to be able to call someone babe and mean it because he grew up so alone and self hating and didn’t believe he was capable of real love.

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2-shane-s:

Reblog if you’re soft

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